Without going on too much of a polemic about it, it must be said that on the beach in the summer of 2024 there is no excuse for you as a man to wear a swimsuit that sits anywhere close to your knee. The five-and-a-half inch inseam is the longest acceptable inseam, and this is not just because giving the world a glimpse of your thigh is cheeky fun—although that’s part of it. The shorter the swimsuit, the taller you look. Board shorts, in addition to being ugly, are unflattering and swallow your silhouette right up with their greedy bulk. In the absence of a baggy shirt to even out the look’s proportions, the problem compounds (Remember that, unless you favor rash guards, you will at times find yourself shirtless in your swimsuit. That’s the name of the game.)
And I’ve heard it all before so don’t even try it—if you’re surfing or otherwise engaging in watersports, wear a wetsuit. Swimsuits must be functional, yes, and should be waterproof and stretch easily so that you can swim and do the Baywatch run. But they aren’t sunscreen. Nor are they armor. Fashion occurs at the intersection of form and function; below, find the suits that do both. Show off those knees and thighs. Be not afraid!
This article has been updated with new information since its original publish date. Additional reporting by Dan Q. Dao.